baldingrapunzel

My mother never tucked me in at night. She never told me that one day my prince would find me, and we'd fall in love, living happily ever after. She said, "Monty, if a man really loves you, he'll cheat on you once, never tell you about it, and he won't do it again." So, when I see your ex-girlfriends and they're pretty women there is doom in my heart. I want to know that I'm the best you can get. I want to know that when you cheat on me that I will be able to look at the woman and say, "Hah, you're not nearly as beautiful as me." But I guess that doesn't matter, because if you really love me, I'll never know. On second thought, maybe we shouldn't fall in love at all.